Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut/Cutscenes (GBA)

Intro

 * Cranky (Narration): This is Kongo Bongo Island, a place where apes and lizards live. Let me tell you about... the Crystal Coconut. This is no ordinary crystal. It's a fortune-teller, a teleporter, a power-supplier and a wish-fulfiller, in other words, whoever's got the coconut rules. Step right up and take a closer look. The crystal will explain it all. This is Donkey Kong, future ruler and top-banana of Kongo Bongo! Has a lot of muscle mass, but not so much brain mass. But he's brave enough to keep the coconut safe and sound away from the evil kroc king, King K. Rool. Now, let's go back to the beginning...
 * DK: Hey, Cranky, what else can the Crystal Coconut do?
 * Cranky: I don't know. No one knows all the mysteries all the magical orb holds. It's a mystery why I'm still talking to you two! Now, let's get some sleep!
 * Diddy: Can't sleep without a bedtime story. Tell us the one about the legend of the Crystal Coconut again!
 * DK: Your stories always makes us tired!
 * Cranky: Okay, but then you're out of here!
 * Diddy: Deal.
 * Cranky: It all began with Kaptain Skurvy's great-great-great grandpappy... (13 seconds later) The end!
 * DK: Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka Doo pick me as future ruler?
 * Cranky: It beats the bananas out of me.