Dorphin Rasslin

Uh. Heh. A friend of mine one night, during my senior year, decided to ditch the prom since neither of us had any reason to be there. Prom queen is for bitches anyway. Well, we're like, forty minutes from sea world, pretty drunkface, and so we got one of our more sober friends to drive us with the plan to break in and fuck around. Well, we get there, and there's like one guard at the gate and he's - I shit you not - masturbating to some weird ass tranny porn on a portable dvd player. I crawled into the booth and grabbed the keys, and we went to like a side maintainance entrance and fucked around with the keys for ten minutes till we got in. Well, the there of us are in and we don't see any flashlights or whatever, so we are generally being fucktards and stuff, but avoiding the killer whales and what not because ending life as fish shit sounds awful. Well, we get to the dolphin tank with the swimming crap and were like, kneeling at the edge petting the dolphins and stuff and my friend staps back and like does a running flying dropkick into my back and I fall in, right on this dolphin. Aparently, that's a turn on in dolphin land, so he starts nosing me and stuff, then like.. well. Dolphin cock and things like that as I'm trying to climb out of the pool it's grabbing my pants and stuff. We were aparently making a bunch of noise and stuff, because we see flashlights coming, so we run like fuck and as we head to the car I pitch the fucking keys at the gate, get the fuck in the car, and drive the fuck away. I got his number though. I am a woman.