Donkey Kong Country - I Spy with My Hairy Eye: The Video Game/Cutscenes (GBA)

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 * (Inside Cranky's cabin)
 * Diddy: DK, how much longer do we have to babysit the Crystal Coconut for Cranky? I'm starved!!
 * DK: Tell me about it, lil' buddy. The reason I've been offered to babysit is because Tuesday's when Candy delivers Cranky one of her banana cream pies. I wish I had just one banana! Hey! How'd I do that?
 * Diddy: Not you, DK! The magical Crystal Coconut granted your wish!
 * DK: I knew It could've been me.
 * Diddy: This is fantastic!
 * DK: Nope, two bananas would've been fantastic lil' buddy!
 * Diddy: So? Go ahead then! Wish for more!
 * DK: I don't know. Cranky doesn't want us fooling with the Crystal Coconut.
 * Diddy: Ya think so? Don't you wish you had another big, ripe, juicy, plump, mello-yello, creamy banana?
 * DK: YEAH! Diddy, I wish I had a whole bunch!
 * Diddy: Jackpot! It worked! You OK, DK?
 * DK: Never better. Nothing could've been more than this.
 * Diddy: Cranky!
 * DK: Yep, except Cranky-
 * Diddy: No, DK! Cranky's here! He's back!
 * DK: What?! How're we gonna explain where all the bananas came from?! He's gonna have our hides for a throw rug if he finds out we're messing with the Crystal Coconut!
 * Diddy: It's times like this, I WISH I WAS INVISIBLE!
 * DK: Diddy? Lil' buddy? Where'd you go?
 * Diddy: I'm invisible.
 * DK: I can see that, I mean, I can't see that, or you.
 * Cranky: Hey! Where did all of these bananas come from?!
 * DK: Cranky, hey! Uh, well, ya see...
 * Cranky: You'll see the end of this cane between your peepers unless you start cleaning up, pronto!
 * Diddy: It's time to make like a banana and peel!
 * DK: Diddy! No! Hold on, lil' buddy!
 * Cranky: Hey! Come back and clean up this mess!

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 * (Inside DK's hut)
 * DK: Lil' buddy? Where are you?
 * Diddy: Ouch! Watch where you're going, DK!
 * DK: Diddy? Is that really you?
 * Diddy: Yes, who else?-Ouch, stop!
 * DK: No, you gotta stop, lil' buddy.
 * Diddy: I wasn't started! Think of all the fun I'm having while being invisible!
 * DK: Well, I don't see how you doing all the mischief and me getting in trouble is fun!

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 * DK: It possibly can't be fun when Cranky finds out we're messing with the Crystal Coconut. Hey, I have a plan, how about I keep Cranky busy while you make your wish to be visible again, does that sound good? Huh? Diddy!

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 * (In the beach)
 * DK: Diddy? Hey, Funky! Have you seen Diddy? What was I thinking?! Of course you haven't! He's invisible.
 * Funky: Bummer. Where'd he left his keys?
 * DK: Hey, it smells like... Banana cream pies! I almost forgot! It's Tuesday's banana cream pie day! Candy!
 * Candy: Huh? Where's the pie? DK! How could you!
 * DK: How could I what?
 * Candy: You did very well what, DK! You just ate Cranky's pie!
 * DK: It wasn't me! I'm not the one who ate it!
 * Candy: Well, who did?
 * DK: Diddy!
 * Candy: Diddy? He's not even here!
 * DK: I swear, Candy! He's invisible!
 * Candy: Oh, really? Guess what else is invisible? Your pie!
 * DK: What? But...
 * Candy: I made this one for you, DK! Now I'm going to return this one to Cranky to replace the one that you ate!
 * DK: Diddy! This is serious! I lost my banana pie! Diddy? Hold on, lil' buddy! I'll save you!

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 * (Inside Cranky's cabin)
 * Cranky: DK! Get over here, right now!
 * DK: Hey, Cranky!
 * Cranky: I got a Crystal Coconut crisis on my hands!
 * DK: I knew you'd find out. Look, let me explain.
 * Cranky: YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY CANDY STOLE THE CRYSTAL COCONUT?!?!
 * DK: CANDY STOLE THE COCONUT?!?!
 * Candy: I did not! You stole my pie!
 * DK: I did not! Diddy stole it!
 * Cranky: DIDDY STOLE THE COCONUT?!?!
 * Diddy: I DID NOT!!!
 * DK: Diddy?! There you are!
 * Cranky: Why's he invisible?!
 * DK: Look, I can explain! (Fades to black and fades again) And that's the whole ugly truth.
 * Cranky: I guess that explains everything!
 * DK: But, if Candy didn't steal the coconut, then who did?
 * Cranky: This is one of K. Rool's evil tricks! And Diddy's invisible now! There's nothing to making him visible without the Crystal Coconut!
 * DK: Diddy, we got to get the coconut back. Let's go, lil' buddy! Funky's Flights, here we come!

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 * (In the beach)
 * Funky: Hold on tight, Donkey Dude! My inner voice's gonna guide the ride!

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 * (Inside K. Rool's lair)
 * DK: BANANAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!
 * K. Rool: Who is it?!
 * Klump: Uh... No one!
 * DK: OK, pongaks! Surrender the Crystal Coconut or else!
 * K. Rool: IS THAT DONKEY KONG?!?!
 * Funky: Cool, now I can hear other dude's inner voices!
 * DK: OK, K. Rool! Tell me where you stole the Crystal Coconut!
 * K. Rool: I didn't steal it, my latest invention, the Candy Clone, an indistinguishable robotic twin of Candy Kong, stole it, but went to the White Mountains!
 * DK: Thanks for the advice, K. Rool.
 * K. Rool: And don't come back until you get it! You too, Klump! I'll stay here while I know the secret password!

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 * (Funky's plane flies to the White Mountains)
 * DK: It's Eddie, with the Crystal Coconut!
 * Diddy: And Candy Clone! Funky! Fly us over there!
 * Funky: OK, mon!
 * DK: WHOOOAAAAA!!!
 * Diddy: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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 * Diddy: We got the Crystal Coconut! I wish I was visible! (Diddy turns back to normal) Yay! I can see myself now!
 * DK: Let's go, Diddy. Funky! Start the plane!
 * Funky: Alright, Donkey and Diddy Dude!
 * (Inside K. Rool's lair)
 * K. Rool: Wait, I got it! I know the password! Here we go! Piggly-wiggly, boogly-biggly, eeka-peeka-boo! Yes! Finally!
 * Klump: INCOMING!!! (Klump inside the minecart hits K. Rool and Klump inside the secret vault) Get us out of here!
 * K. Rool: Now you've done it, you lunkheads!
 * (Inside Cranky's cabin)
 * Cranky: Thanks for all of your help finding the Crystal Coconut. If you don't mind, I have errands to run. And no funny business!
 * DK: Of course, Cranky!
 * Candy: Hey, DK! Here's this for you.
 * Diddy: Oh no! Not this time! There's no way K. Rool's pulling the same trick on us two times!
 * DK: Diddy! No! That's not the Candy Clone! That's... (Diddy throws a pie at Candy's face making her steamed)
 * Candy: The real Candy, you chump chimpanzee!
 * Diddy: Oh, well how about that? She's the real Candy alright! Uh-oh.
 * Candy: DONKEY KONG!!!!!
 * DK: WHAT?! IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS DIDDY! (Gets his face slammed with a banana cream pie)