Dynasty Warriors 10

Amazing upcoming features!
-Perform crazy combos at the press of a single button, just once for 360 hit combos, twice for 600.000 Hit combos, and three times to perform a 800.000.000.000.000 Combo! Leaving Musuo attacks completely worthless! (but they been that for years anyways)

-You like Lu Bu? Now ALL characters get Lu Bu`s moveset and weapons! Lu Bu uses a generic sword in this game btw! Yeah maybe we can add other weapons for officers, but that would cost us at least 40 dollars to produce, but you know... Since its you, we will sell it to you to the reduced price of 80 dollars for each weapon (all additional weapons feature the generic sword weapon and moveset, why have one generic sword for each character when you can have two! Three! As many as you want to buy!

-69+ brand new tracks so generic you will think you are just listening to one all along! Also brand new Lu Bu remix available for download! (Comes together with Lu Bu, Diao Chan, and Dong Zhuo for only 30USD for the whole package! For each character in the package!)

-You can now pursue Lu Bu, we made even him so weak that you can just push any button and he dies making you feel like you totally earned something for nothing!!!

-A giant world filled with... Trees, plants and nothing much.

-New Speed Battle System: Beat any scenario pressing three buttons over and over again! A total of 90483749 exciting button presses and you win the the game!

-Now featuring actual A.I when playing on Very Hard mode!, watch as your opponents intelligently attack your allies (sometimes, only during nighttime when you are sleeping) while they intelligently know you are the main character and just stand there! (Dynasty Warriors 10: Extreme Legends also feature blocking animations! Not actual blocking though, not until Dynasty Warriors 404: Domain no longer exist edition)

-Now you still have ZERO chance at defeating your enemies on Chaos mode! Because they just stand there with... 900 billion times the health!

-Yes Dynasty Warriors ten will be what we promised that nine would be, and what we promised eight would be, and what we promised seven would be... Lets not even mention 6 we got enough cra... FANTASTIC GAMES! Here already!

-New Excitement Plus Adventure Legends type extreme heavenly kingdom`s mode allows you to pick one character, and play the game with no story!

-Future English Translations coming out 2000Never! (We mean... After we and you forget about it, promise!)

-Featuring top quality Chinese voices! (Will also be removed during a future patch, in fact we will fix all giant fatal errors and disgusting mistakes in this game, removing all voices entirely!" (except the constant background screaming going "RoaarghAroaharohahrohohara!" (even though you are literally fighting two enemies)

-As promised we removed ALL guards with shields, and kept it! Now behold as we give EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER a shield!

-This game will feature HD versions of Dynasty Warriors 2-4... Eventually, like... Someday.

-Have fun translating the Japanese text! Because we no longer find as many willing retarded cumbucket scum to do that for us for free anymore! (Do you realize how expensive it is to have this game translated? Nearly 50 bucks! Yeah! How can we possibly charge 90 bucks for each game and a season pass offering broken promises if we pay 50 bucks to have this piece of shi...Fantastic game translated!

Featuring Brand new Characters such as:

-Suchmah Dich: Another character with the generic sword weapon! DLC

-Fuuk Yooh: Yet another character with the fabled generic sword weapon! DLC

-Cook suc erh: Yet ANOTHER character with the legendary generic sword weapon! DLC

-Fapp Youh: This amazing lady has an all unique combat style featuring each and every single move from the miraculous generic sword weapon! (Weapon featured generic sword weapon) DLC

Henta iadyrong This brave lady was known for refusing to wear clothes, flopping her giant breasts around as ancient gamer zoomed their camera on her breasts and vagina! Now fully clothed! DLC

-Did not enjoy our latest map? Too big? Too empty? Now enjoy two different maps! One of China during summer! And another of Chine during Summer!

Amazing season pass offers:

-Got the game but no characters? We solved the problem with many characters by offering you to buy your favorites instead!''