Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut/Cutscenes (GameCube)

Intro

 * Cranky (Narration): So, you want me to tell you a story? Well, haven't you heard the story of the Crystal Coconut? This is no ordinary crystal - it's a fortune teller, a teleporter, a power supplier and a wish fulfiller! In other words, whoever's got the coconut... rules. Step right up and take a closer look, the crystal will explain it all...
 * (CC displays a lifelike moving image of DK)
 * Cranky: That's Donkey Kong, the strongest, brawniest, hippest ape in all of Kongo Bongo. Our protector, and future king. Got a lot of muscle mass, but eh... not so much brain mass.
 * (DK in coconut gives a dejected look)
 * Cranky: But he is the Bongo-biggie, the top banana that can keep the Crystal Coconut safe and sound and out of the wrong claws of the evil creatures above, but let's go to the beginning, shall we?
 * (Rewinds to Cranky's cabin, DK is finding a banana cream pie inside the fridge and Diddy looking himself in the Crystal Coconut)
 * Diddy: Hey, I can see my reflection! (Makes noises)
 * DK: Got any banana cream pie?
 * Cranky: When are you two knuckle-heads gonna let me get some sleep?
 * DK: Just as soon as I get a little midnight snack! Future rulers need their strength, ya know.
 * Cranky: Ya silly chimp! Get away from there! It's not a toy! (His cane deactivates the Crystal Coconut's hiding spot and crushes Diddy's finger) That'll teach ya! (The hiding spot opens up and heals Diddy's finger)
 * Diddy: Hey! It doesn't hurt anymore! The Crystal Coconut took my pain away!
 * DK: Hey, Cranky, what else can the Crystal Coconut do?
 * Cranky: I don't know. No one knows all the mysteries all the magical orb holds. IT'S A MYSTERY WHY I'M STILL TALKING TO YOU TWO! Now, let's get some sleep!!
 * Diddy: Can't sleep without a bedtime story. Oh, tell us the one about the legend of the Crystal Coconut again!
 * DK: Your stories always make us tired!
 * Cranky: Oh, alright... but then you're out of here! Gone! Scat! Vamoosh!
 * DK and Diddy: Deal!
 * Cranky: It all began with Kaptain Skurvy's great-great-great grandpappy... (13 seconds later) The end!
 * DK: Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka Doo pick me as future ruler?
 * Cranky: It beats the bananas out of me.
 * Diddy: But, what about the Crystal Coconut
 * DK: Yeah! If I'm gonna be ruler, then I should know all of its secrets.
 * Cranky: You know all the secrets when Inka Dinka Doo thinks you're ready! Until then, I got a little tip for ya, DK.
 * DK: Yeah? What's that?
 * Cranky: GO HOME AND LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!!